im a simple girl.. i see book, i buy book, i let book sit on my shelf for months unread
By the way, just in case this helps someone -
COOKING - creativity is okay
BAKING - stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though)
BREAD - wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be one assertive and self-confident motherfucker because dough can feel it if you aren’t, a blood sacrifice probably helps, trust the gods
PASTRY - your God is dead, the god of gluten and madness is risen, abandon all hope ye who enter here
well that’s fairly accurate
The Nice Guys dir. Shane Black
scooby doo is still REALLY good
The Signs and Their Ingredients
Aries: flames directly from hell, shards of diamonds, the energy of a toddler, and a gallon of caffeine
Taurus: clusters of emerald gemstones, the scent of old books, warm chocolate chip cookies, and silk pajamas
Gemini: wind from a tornado, a pinch of salt, a child’s laughter, and a cup of glitter
Cancer: shimmering tears, the moon’s light, the scent of fresh lavender, and water from an ocean storm
Leo: a Hollywood actresses’ tears, the pride of a lion, the morning sun’s rays, and beaming highlighters
Virgo: freshly roasted coffee, the scent of new books, a bouquet of daisies, and the breeze of a fall afternoon
Libra: a cup of rose petals, a bottle of fruity perfume, creamy frosting, and the voice of Marilyn Monroe
Scorpio: deep rooted secrets, the eyes of a psychic, passion *added for flavor*, and a midnight conversation
Sagittarius: a child’s optimism, a folk song riff, a language not yet known, and the wisdom of a philosopher
Capricorn: the bones of a warrior, a gallon of pessimism, a leader’s authority, and Saturn’s tough, layered rings
Aquarius: an alien’s brain, a tablespoon of star dust, holographic beams, and one mystery flavored airhead
Pisces: melatonin, a cup of cotton candy, the heart of a goddess, and the tears of a siren